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It aztán jó vicceket találsz


Egy nő a következő társkereső hirdetést adja fel az újságban:
"Jól szituált, vagyonos hölgy keres olyan urat, aki nem fogja verni, nem hagyja ott és remek az ágyban".
A hirdetésre sokan jelentkeznek telefonon és levélben, míg egyszer az egyik hódoló becsönget a nőhöz. Az meglepődik, amikor kinyitja az ajtót, az úr ugyanis tolószékben ül, nincs se keze, se laba.
- Mit óhajt? - kérdezi a hölgy.
- A hirdetésre jelentkezem. Azt hiszem én vagyok az idealis jelölt. Mint látja, nincs kezem, tehát nem fogom verni. Lábam sincs, tehát nem fogom otthagyni sem.
- De az is szempont volt, hogy remek legyen az ágyban!
- Miért, mit gondol, mivel csöngettem be?


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Nagy a sor
Két román sorbanáll kenyérért. Olyan tíz óra sorakozás után az egyik már nagyon unja és megszólal:
- Te, én elmegyek és megölöm Ceausescut.
Két óra múlva visszajön igen szomorú képpel.
- Na mi van, megölted?
- Dehogy, ott is sorbanállnak.


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Madárrá változva
Egy szőke, egy fekete, és egy vörös nő állnak egy omlófélben levő sziklán. Otterem a jótündér, és felajánlja nekik, hogy madárrá tudja változtatni őket, hogy elrepülhessenek innen. Mondjátok, milyen madárrá változtassalak benneteket?
A fekete nő gondolkozik, majd kinyögi:
- Én sas akarok lenni! Az olyan energikus, és csodás! Átváltozik, és elrepül.
A vörös nő is gondolkozik, majd azt mondja:
- Én sirály akarok lenni, mert az olyan király! Olyan szép fehér, meg minden. - Sirállyá változik, és tovaszáll.
A szőke nő gondolkodik... gondolkodik... majd megszólal:
- Én Pingvin akarok lenni, mert az olyan cuki!


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Ukrán, cigány és a román
- Egy ukrán, egy cigány, és egy román ülnek egy kocsiban. Ki vezet?
- Hát a rendőr!


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Sztriptíz
A sztriptízbárban kijön a színpadra egy nő, és elkezd táncolni. Amikor befejezi a műsort, egy férfi felpattan, és hangosan tapsolva kiabálja:
- Gratulálok, hölgyem, nagyon jó volt! Csak így tovább!
Az előtte ülő hátraszól:
- Ugyan, maradjon már! Másnak is tetszett, mégsem csinál ekkora handabandát!
Második műsorszám: kijön két táncosnő, és egy páros számot adnak elő. Amikor befejezik, az iménti férfi ismét felpattan, és hangosan kiabálva nyilvánítja ki tetszését. Az előtte ülő ismét csendre inti.
A következő számnál három nő jön elő, és szuper érzéki táncot mutatnak be.
Emberünk ezúttal csendben marad. Az előtte ülő gúnyosan odaszól neki:
- Na, mi van? Hol marad a tetszésnyilvánítás?
- Hát, ha jól látom, akkor a hátadon...


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Hiúság
Egy fiatalember gyónni megy a paphoz.
- Atyám, én vétkeztem.
- Mi a vétked, fiam?
- A hiúság bűnébe estem. Naponta többször belenézek a tükörbe, és csodálom magam, hogy milyen szép vagyok.
A pap megfordul, és ránéz a fiúra:
- Ez nem bűn fiam, csak egyszerű tévedés.


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Berlin utcáin
Stirlitz Berlin főutcáján sétál, miközben a járókelők gyanakodva figyelik.
- Úgy látszik, lebuktam - gondolja Stirlitz. - Most vagy az oroszos pofám az oka, vagy ez az ejtőernyő a hátamon.


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